My dog’s ass fell out! ~ my children’s journey & it’s a dog life all rolled in to one

I was going to categorize this under Pet Tales, (pun on tail) just incase anybody does not get it, but I decided that was crass. (perhaps i did!)

Let me start from the beginning because I know you are probably wondering what is going on, or not and have moved on to someone else’s blog……hopes not

It has been a ‘shitty’ day, and I don’t usually use the word but it is appropropriate believe me!

Time for fun!

Time for fun!

Today was going to be a pretty nice day as far as planned days were going to go. Today I had planned something fun, no attempting to get a job, no stressful things, nope just something pleasurable.

What was that?

Nooked sausage, luckily not mine, not today anyway

Nooked sausage, luckily not mine, not today anyway

I had a friend coming around who was not only coming over for lunch, yes lunch. Β I hear Novice Gardener screaming knowing what a bad cook I am, but don’t worry it was a tart kind of thing pre-made pop in the oven, salad and new potatoes, how hard can that be? Yeh I know I nooked the sausages last night but we won’t talk about that too much.

Anyway my friend works at Sothebys and has some jewellery knowledge, so she was going to look at a couple of pieces of jewellery of mine to see if worth auctionining.

Morning has arrived

Food arrives – check – all going well

Look in the room where the dog live (dog room) – uh oh – puke on the floor and poo – not going well – but perhaps just a one off thing – worried but trying not to worry too much – keep an eye on him

Check the dog – dog is wretching outside – but he is a kind of regurgiative breed, so not too worried, but it’s building up.

Friend comes over – I talk non stop – all good

Make a cuppaall good

Look in the dog room againuh oh blood on the floor, little droplets – start worryingΒ  lots– he had problems with his bottom before – small tail still there but has blood on it – make appointment at the vets, can’t be until later – starting to feel somewhat stressed!

Finally decide to get out jewellery because I have been chatting too much I am sure I spot my friend going cross eyed – start putting pieces out in glee – responses aren’t quite as enthusiastic as hoped – start to feel somewhat disappointed in my crown jewels not really being crown jewels but paste and metal coloured with various things.

Mobile starts ringing but I am talking, probably a spammer – home phone rings, I miss it – go to listen – it’s my eldest sons school – message to ring school an incident with him – start to get stressed.

Keep an eye on the dog oh Β no, bottom has started to come out – ring vets – ring husband – panic – is this going to continue to happen I ask the vets, yes probably – insurance won’t be covering it either, very expensive – selling of jewellery will not be covering this bill.

Make phone call to school – my son’s been bullied it turns out – teacher very nice finally got my son to open up to him which he never does to anyone else – son got called “fucking fat prick” by a 12 year old *nice children hey?* – he assures me the boy has been dealt with and said he would stop taunting my son, which apparently he has been doing for weeks now (now know that my sons tics/tourettes will be kicking off even more because of this) – stressed, stressed.

Make lunch – resolve to deal with the disappointment of jewellery & deal with school issues later – have chat with friend – she has not died of food poisining – not yet – but she didn’t want seconds, but hey that’s ok πŸ˜‰ Β (more for me)

Keep on looking at dogfeel very bad – think about my son – feel bad – back feeling bad – go to lie down – back still feeling bad.

Eldest gets home, tells me about some kid getting his face repeatedly smacked against the gym changing room bars for irritating someone, then tells me how his friend with aspergers yesterday got his head smacked against the wall by some boys for being irritating – I didn’t realise that smashing kids heads was an acceptable response for being irritating? – can someone enlighten me on this? – really wondering why all these kids in Year 7 at this secondary school are so aggresive? – makes me worry lots.

Get a call from CHAMS – the appointment they offered me for my sons counselling in April was a mistake apparently – now we have to wait until May – I had a bit of an epi on the phone – this is the place that just recommended medicating my son within 10 mins of meeting him – I asked them how I was meant to deal on a day to day basis with someone who is morbidly depressed, whose tics are out of control, who cries because his head hurts so much when he tics, who asks me in desperation why can’t he get rid of this – it makes me cry every time I talk about it – they attempt to placate saying they will book for May but try to get something earlier – they don’t ring back- angry.

Jewellery removed – packed away – sad

Dog gone to vetsworried

Eldest upstairs doing homeworkI just don’t know what I will do with his situaton.

Youngest watching TVthat’s another story!

Still a smell of nooked sausages in the house, it doesn’t matter how many jos sticks I burn, or candles I light or doors I open the house stinks!

I think I need a drink, except I can’t drink!

Waits for vet’s phone callI know dog will stay overnight

Cooks pizzadreams of a glass of white…..

How has your day been? Β Have you had a great day? Β A crazy day?

Sometimes these days are like buses, nothing then everything, there is a lot of back history with my eldest going on, so it might seem little here but there’s much more to it and with this lots of stress and worry, not to mention the poor dog.

Apparently it is really rare for a dog to get a prolapsed bottom, I cannot believe I have the dog that gets the prolapsed bottom. Β He is a year and a half now and it’s the 3rd time

Every time he farts I worry!

Every time he farts I worry!

Seriously every time he farts, coughs, jumps I stare anxiously at his ass! Β It’s not a great thing.

Anyway, maybe a chat will be better than a glass of white, anyone around?

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  88 comments for “My dog’s ass fell out! ~ my children’s journey & it’s a dog life all rolled in to one

  1. March 5, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    Oh my Gawd, Missus!! What a day 😦

    If I was anywhere near you I’d be straight round to yours with chocolates and vino, it sounds like you need some mega relaxation tonight and a good old off loading session!

    I am so sorry but I did let out a chuckle at the watching the dogs arse remark πŸ™‚

    My cat Richard Parker has suffered with that, only once thankfully, but it was pretty horrendous for all involved.

    Chin up chick, tomorrow is a new day and will hopefully be better for everybody. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you (and pray for the dog’s behind πŸ˜‰ )

    Massive bloggy hugs xxx

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    • March 5, 2014 at 6:30 PM

      Hey thank you….teddy our fallen out ass dog I think will stay at the vets overnight so at least I won’t be permanently watxhing and worrying he will be with the experts! Choccies sound v good indeedy I forgot about chocolates lol x

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  2. March 5, 2014 at 6:37 PM

    Oh no, what a day, you have had. I do really feel with you.
    My day has been different, more silent and no problems with my animals. I have used a lot of time for cooking, did for several days in one time, so I have easy food some other days.
    I hope, that you feel better now.
    Irene

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    • March 5, 2014 at 6:56 PM

      Thank you πŸ™‚ Getting there slowly, the dog has been sedated and stitched I am hoping he stays overnight, just because i think it better he is somewhere smaller so he can’t/doesn’t jump around which he tends to do at home, he won’t rest once he gets back which won’t help his situation and I think it best he stay with the ‘professionals’ just incase you know?

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      • March 5, 2014 at 7:02 PM

        Yes, I do understand that. We only wish them the best.
        No matter if it is our kids at 2 or 4 legs πŸ™‚
        Irene

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        • March 5, 2014 at 7:04 PM

          thank you, my eldest has chilled out a bit we went for a brief walk, now its shower time, time for a funny book and bed for him πŸ™‚ xxxx

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          • March 5, 2014 at 7:36 PM

            And then a little more relaxed to be you, I hope. Enjoy.

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  3. Victoria
    March 5, 2014 at 6:57 PM

    Did I just read your post right and you said a naughty word…LOL Great post my friend!

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    • March 5, 2014 at 6:59 PM

      I did say a naughty word and feel slightly better for having said a naughty word, sometimes one has to say naughty words in situations that just oddly make one feel better for having done it, make sense? LOL…..

      Would it be bad to say Teddy (my frenchie whose bottom is hanging out) had a crap day?

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      • Victoria
        March 5, 2014 at 7:07 PM

        LMAO! Girl, you quack me up! I say naughty words but not in my blog posts. Maybe I need to kick things up a notch and start cussing…haha!

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        • March 5, 2014 at 7:15 PM

          Lol but Victoria maybe you would if you saw an ass hanging out of a pet of yours :-p

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          • Victoria
            March 5, 2014 at 7:25 PM

            I don’t have pets as we travel too much. Does seeing poopey butts on my grand kiddies count….LOL

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  4. March 5, 2014 at 7:51 PM

    Poor dear! What a day! Is it bad that the dog tail/tale made me snort a bit? I don’t know what to say about the kid issues – it’s too sad 😦

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    • March 5, 2014 at 8:28 PM

      Are you snorting in orange tights!?

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      • March 5, 2014 at 8:29 PM

        LOL! Oh no, I discarded all tights and won’t reveal what I’m wearing now, heh πŸ˜‰

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        • March 5, 2014 at 8:38 PM

          Oh so your legs are maked and your snorting? Lol that’s even more unusual I think…no?

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          • March 6, 2014 at 7:35 AM

            Oh no, I’m not wearing nothing, I’m wearing something (does that make sense?) and I’m not snorting any more because other people’s and other dog’s misfortune is not a laughing matter. See how reasonable I am? πŸ˜‰

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            • March 6, 2014 at 7:59 AM

              You are very reasonable. My dogs snort so maybe you have something in common and will get on well?

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  5. Victoria
    March 6, 2014 at 2:38 PM

    Hey BFF! Did you notice I used the word “hell” in my blog post today…LOL I’m on a roll -:)

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    • March 6, 2014 at 2:39 PM

      Oh my I feel guilty now! I didn’t so it means I must be a really bad person…….

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      • Victoria
        March 6, 2014 at 2:41 PM

        Oh my, our friendship is ruined…..LOL

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        • March 6, 2014 at 2:59 PM

          Nah we are a stronger than that x

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          • Victoria
            March 6, 2014 at 3:11 PM

            Yup, we are πŸ™‚

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            • March 6, 2014 at 3:14 PM

              Hehe just photo editing for my living in east sheen blog it’s gonna be quite a fun post πŸ™‚

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              • Victoria
                March 6, 2014 at 3:39 PM

                Oh really? I think I needs to check that out when you’re done πŸ™‚

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                • March 6, 2014 at 3:40 PM

                  Hehe I will let you know and ps I was told tag line under blog name v important to keep x

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                  • Victoria
                    March 6, 2014 at 3:41 PM

                    Cool! You do what ever strikes your fancy πŸ™‚

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                    • March 6, 2014 at 4:41 PM

                      I know πŸ™‚ was just mentioning as had asked a guy outside whose a computer nerd hehe x

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                    • Victoria
                      March 6, 2014 at 5:30 PM

                      All my men friends are nerds….lol and I’m married to one too πŸ™‚

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                    • March 6, 2014 at 5:47 PM

                      Oooh lala they may be nerds but tigers elsewhere ROAR!!!

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                    • Victoria
                      March 6, 2014 at 5:58 PM

                      Oh yeah baby!!

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                    • March 6, 2014 at 5:59 PM

                      Lol

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                    • Victoria
                      March 6, 2014 at 7:36 PM

                      Hey Sweets! Who did the font on your new header?

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                    • March 6, 2014 at 8:30 PM

                      My texture header with butterfly a friend put the type on for me as a favour, not a blogger friend xx

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                    • Victoria
                      March 6, 2014 at 9:43 PM

                      Well I likes it. I need to find someone who designs banners -:)

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                    • March 6, 2014 at 9:48 PM

                      I can ask him which font he used πŸ™‚ he didn’t make the header just put the text on he he x

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                    • Victoria
                      March 6, 2014 at 10:03 PM

                      Oh that’s ok, I’m looking to have a custom header designed -:)

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 12:26 PM

                      I don’t know where I replied to this, but have given you my friends detail to contact if you wish πŸ™‚

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 1:53 PM

                      Yes, I got your post with info, thanks mucho BFF! I’m a bit behind this morning….lol

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 2:28 PM

                      Yah me too and it’s gone midday!!!

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 4:27 PM

                      Finally my post is done on LivinginEastsheen.co.uk & itisalonelyplace.wordpress.com been a busy busy girl πŸ™‚ Now to get on with here and Fiesta Friday woo hooo I have two entries think I will be allowed that? LOL

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 4:36 PM

                      Great to hear! I’m not sure about doing two entries. Check her guidelines -:)

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 4:48 PM

                      I need to come and look at yours I see something very professional looking hrmmm!?

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 5:43 PM

                      Yes you should look at it…lol

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 5:44 PM

                      I did and I commented :-p you should look at it lol xx

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 5:47 PM

                      This is so not my day…lol

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 5:51 PM

                      I did look at it! It’s Friday, what the hell do you expect…LOL XO

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 5:55 PM

                      Lmao winis

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 5:57 PM

                      LOL…oh that bottle of wine will be poppin later this afternoon πŸ™‚

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 5:56 PM

                      Looks good chicca and I mean do you provide ingredients aka will you pay and bring em here?!?! Sheesh

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 5:58 PM

                      Oh that, of course I will bring everything needed and I will even whip it all together πŸ™‚

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 8:12 PM

                      LOL I thought you were going to whip me for being a cheeky lass! So I am waiting for my nice bruchetta. I really do need to make that, looks yummy! x

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 8:15 PM

                      Naw, I’m not into whips…LOL you should make it, it’s quite the treat!

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 8:52 PM

                      I will I will for sure or I might get my son to make it lol

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 8:54 PM

                      Why you lazy arsh….LOL

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 8:59 PM

                      Lmao uhuh hahaha

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:00 PM

                      That’s after he’s cleaned the house!

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 9:02 PM

                      I so need to talk to you about your behavior…LOL

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:04 PM

                      Whaaaaaaaat? Blinks

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:00 PM

                      Washed the car

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:00 PM

                      And earned a crist

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 9:03 PM

                      Well la-te-da! I’m about to embark on a wine venture -:)

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:05 PM

                      Angie just said we both had an old person moment you and me!! Shall we go spank her?

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 9:14 PM

                      I know I did today and so did you….LOL She could use a good spankin anyway, just for old times sake!

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:18 PM

                      Lol true and true I’ve told she might be chased by us with two wet tea towels lol

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 9:34 PM

                      I’m thinking more whips than tea towels….LOL

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:38 PM

                      That’s serious stuff! You’ve definately opened up a bottle of wine it seems

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 9:41 PM

                      No I have not! It’s only 1:40pm here and a tad early for me to be nippin at the bottle πŸ™‚

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 9:44 PM

                      Lol ok well I swear you said vino time!!!!! Scratches my head. Am I having another senior moment?

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 10:24 PM

                      Yes, you are having another moment -:)

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                    • March 7, 2014 at 10:39 PM

                      lol tiredness I expect of
                      Course nothing to do with age! I’m semi falling asleep watching some weird kind of vampire movie!

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                    • Victoria
                      March 7, 2014 at 10:41 PM

                      Never has anything to do with age…LOL vampire movie? Oh dear me -:(

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                    • March 8, 2014 at 10:04 AM

                      I know…sad old me…hehe! Not age? I must just be losing my marbles.

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                    • Victoria
                      March 8, 2014 at 12:52 PM

                      You’re not alone my friend. I have a few loose marbles around here….lol

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                    • March 8, 2014 at 4:18 PM

                      Hehe xx

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  6. March 7, 2014 at 7:05 AM

    oh what a bloody awful day! stress upon stress! sorry you didn’t turn out to be harbouring some of liz taylors jewels but i bet they are still gorgeous! i have never been so glad not to have seen the inside of my dogs bottom! i’d have freaked out big time! i’ve had one experience where he pooped himself during a seizure while on my hubbys knee but all the tubes stayed INSIDE! the worst it got was a manky pair of jogging bums! kids these days can come up with some really inventive punishments for being annoying can’t they! for my son it was being held still while the most annoyed kid punched him and then threatened to gut him and cut his eyes out with a broken bottle (did not happen in school btw). i hope the school have handled it firmly and your son doesn’t have to experience their no.1 preffered method of violence! what a day! my very best wishes to you justine!

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    • March 7, 2014 at 12:33 PM

      Ew the pooping on ones knee sounds pretty horrible. Re the jewellery it at least made me wear some, I have my mums necklace on, a gold coin she always wore and a ring from my step granny which is really pretty, whats the point it sitting in a box and never seeing the light of day? πŸ™‚

      Yes it was an awful day and teddy my frenchie is back, he is allergic to the anaesthetic so hes not a happy bunny, i am trying to give him liquids and food to build up his energy but hesjust sleeping. He had to have stitches in the end so need to keep an eye out of rthat, he has to wear a collar sometimes, a bit plastic thing to stop him biting stitches out, i didnt know he could get that far around!!! LOL…yikes. I feel dreadfully sorry for him but its also a stress as it cost over Β£500 and the insurance are being buggers over it, so another fight.

      Gawds what you said about your son and the bullies that made me feel just sick, were they serious? What did you do about it? That is just insane, those kind of kids sayign such things I would really worrya bout. I have my second spinal appointment on the 20th march woo hoo just came throgh today, am nervous but it has thrown all possible appointments with the school out for a bit which is a pain, excuse the pun which wasnt intended. xx ps good to hear from you, it’s a joy x

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  7. March 7, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Yesterday (Thursday) was somehow depressive for me.
    I don’t know why but I was feeling the blues,wondering if my blog is still worth my while.(I still do).On top of that everything,online,offline,went wrong for me!

    Yesterday was a shitty day.

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    • March 7, 2014 at 7:41 PM

      I know that feeling I had the same kind of day yesterday too maybe it was something in the air! Hope your feeling better today?

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      • March 8, 2014 at 8:12 PM

        Oh yeah,today’s definitely better. πŸ™‚
        Thanks for asking!

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    • March 7, 2014 at 8:11 PM

      PS we all have those blog self doubt days too, I do for sure x

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  8. March 12, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    I think that it’s VERY disturbing how kids treat each other last well…few decades. But this last generation really raised the bar so terribly high that I am not even shocked anymore! This is one of the reasons I am scared of having kids one day… I do not want them to be in that position where I can do very little or can’t do anything at all to protect them 😦
    Bullying and bullies are so wide spread it makes me angry and sad. Generations before us, sure there were fights and kids being mean, but what is happening now… With social networks if a kid is bullied he or she has no “time off” from his or hers bullies, they are molesting the kid in his(hers) home via computer! Uhhh… I don’t know what to say, I am so sensitive about this topic…

    p.s. You have two more blogs?! Omg… to me, my one is enough and I feel like I have no time…

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    • March 12, 2014 at 8:19 PM

      Heh yes I have one on my chronic pain and one on where I live just because I think it’s so beautiful plus I am trying to establish some kind of writing background so I use that one for this. Yes it’s huuugely time consuming hehe your right. As for bullies your right there too I’m appalled constantly what goes on at secondary school tjey all act like thugs 😦

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    • March 12, 2014 at 8:20 PM

      Ps thank you for commenting it’s nice for you to have popped by I hope you visit again x

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      • March 12, 2014 at 11:08 PM

        You are welcome, I will πŸ™‚
        Wooow that takes a lot of energy… I visited both of them and I must say that that video of Jess I think educated me very well!

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        • March 12, 2014 at 11:20 PM

          Jess is fantastic meeting her blew me away totally x

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        • March 12, 2014 at 11:20 PM

          Thank you also for visiting both of my other blogs πŸ™‚

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          • March 13, 2014 at 12:29 AM

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