Questions you just cant answer!

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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is
not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every
two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that…

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  6 comments for “Questions you just cant answer!

  1. March 24, 2014 at 9:52 PM

    Thank you for sharing this, This is hilarious. I can’t wait to use this on some of my little friends and grand kids. Get back at them for the “but whys” and “how comes”, I will make them do some double thinking.

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    • March 25, 2014 at 11:28 AM

      Exactly, I am tempted to have a laminated small print out of it to carry around or is that a bit too anal? lol

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      • March 25, 2014 at 4:14 PM

        Absolutely not anal. I actually have several index cards in my purse with things that mean a lot and are good to share at the right moment. I have never been able to remember an entire joke, let alone be able to quote correctly, so the next best thing is write it down. Now I have not though of laminating them so they do get a bit tattered, so I’ll have to make that my next step.
        Here’s one that is in there right now from the 7 Aha’s!
        1. Be quiet – The greatest power is the power of silence, and the essential self is silent.
        2. Let Go – All suffering and sorrow are caused by attachment. Don’t become attached to anything. Detach.
        3. Let be – Interference is futile.
        4. Listen In – Your inner tutor is always available to you. Peace, truth, and wisdom are there.
        5. Accept Everything – Resisting prolongs the struggle, resist nothing.
        6. Know Self – Know who and what you are.
        7. Pass it on – Everything is for use, not possession. Passing it on enhances the passed and the passer,
        Of course, I am human, and these are pretty lofty ideas, but they do steer me in the right direction, and trying to comprehend the meaning in my life gives me something to do while waiting for an appointment or whatever.
        But, yours sounds so much more fun! Thanks.

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        • March 25, 2014 at 5:00 PM

          Hah that is good and woohoo you are a great example i dont actually have any laminates it was just an idea, now i know you have some I might get my own too! hehe

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  2. March 25, 2014 at 8:49 AM

    They are too difficult to answer since they seem logical but actually not, it is funny when tarzan is holding a razor shaving. Your post need tobe in deep thought ,good thing Justine!

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