The v—-a tree! (Maturity Warning)

The v—-a tree!  (Maturity Warning)

This is a tree that has it’s home down the side of a narrow path leading from our Common to the Park.  We pass it often!

The first time however that I passed it, both myself and my 12 year old son stopped in our tracks, went red and looked at each other.  My son burst out laughing, I didn’t need to say what it looked like because it was glaringly obvious.

So now we have watched it over the Seasons to see if it changes, not much at all.

We have named it “The Vagina Tree”

I took advice on whether to post these images and it feels really odd that I got a little worried whether my readers would be offended by effectively seeing ‘Tree Porn’, but I got the royal thumbs up and hopefully one can appreciate what nature provides for us and see the funny side, because I do!

The Vagina Tree

The Vagina Tree

The Vagina Tree

The Vagina Tree

I did however as one does do a bit of research and was shocked at the results of what I found.  if you wish to ‘dig’ any deeper, ooer excuse the pun, sorry very bad taste, do take a look at this website, it is rather funny and shocking all at the same time – 11 Trees that look like genitalia

I also would like to draw your attention to a post that was written as part of my Decadence Event, it was by Girlgoyle, Banished, here is the post – Hungrily  – here you will see that in fact what Mother Nature provides can be oddly erotic in the form of plant life.  Art Nouveau was based on natural forms organic to our society, embracing sinuous lines and “whiplash” curves.

I wait with anticipation to your thoughts on this post, what you have read, seen and how it leaves you!

Thank you for reading, Justine xx

Remember Eclectic Corner #3 is published tomorrow, catering to the photographer and writer in you xx

© Justine Nagaur Eclecticoddsnsods.com

  62 comments for “The v—-a tree! (Maturity Warning)

  1. December 29, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Wow, quite remarkable. Even more remarkable is that site you linked to. Wow!!!

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    • December 29, 2014 at 6:02 PM

      haha yes I know right? I just googled erm vagina tree and that is what I came up with, I half expected google to say “nothing found from your search” lol so imagine my surprise. I showed ‘shrek’ he nearly fainted!!!

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  2. December 29, 2014 at 6:28 PM

    I reckon I’d be a tad concerned if my bits and pieces looked like that lol xx

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  3. Andy Lewis
    December 29, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    Cool. A tree that thinks its a bush.

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  4. December 29, 2014 at 7:43 PM

    Pretty funny! I was at a writing conference where a lady who teaches first grade told a story about a little girl who during quiet time yelled out, “The Cat in the Hat has a hole in his vagina!!!” Apparently, the stuffed Cat in the Hat had a hole in its crotch, but she felt the need to tell the little girl he is not a female. It was a pretty funny story!

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    • December 30, 2014 at 4:28 PM

      haha funny and that little girl will probably remember that forever hehe xx

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      • January 2, 2015 at 3:09 PM

        Probably. I think more likely the teacher will. Her reading of the event had us all laughing pretty hard. I used to teach pre-school, so I know how it can be as well! 🙂

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  5. December 29, 2014 at 8:28 PM

    That is seriously funny.

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  6. December 29, 2014 at 9:44 PM

    In the southwestern US, they have these plants called saguaro cactus. If you look them up I’m sure you will find many phallic looking ones…hilarious! 🙂

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    • December 30, 2014 at 4:27 PM

      oh yes i saw them, hehe, you wouldn’t want to get pricked by one of those…shivvers x

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  7. December 29, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    Nature is a remarkable thing, not far from where I live there was a tree with such interesting growths on it that someone took it upon themselves to paint a bra and panties on the parts that were when painted far more interesting than when not painted. It became a must see landmark. Good post Justine, I am sure you could find a few examples of the Vagina Tree in lots of places.

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  8. J
    December 30, 2014 at 1:09 AM

    Oh, what hoot! That tree needs bloomers 😉

    Loved the external link too — whoever planted that row of rather phallic looking trees at their business — um — I’m not sure if that’s idiocy or a stroke of genius! LOL

    Thanks for the link, too —
    All the best — and thanks for the laugh!!!
    Jen

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    • December 30, 2014 at 4:24 PM

      they do, ithink i need to make some. The external link was wild my husband nearly passed out when he saw the tree with multiple erm ones lol xx

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  9. December 30, 2014 at 1:23 AM

    that shot is “vajazzling.”

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  10. December 30, 2014 at 1:52 AM

    I’ve been calling that area the crotch of the tree for a long time, Justine, but you guys win with the Vagina Tree. And that name sure does hit the spot for your particular lady barker.

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    • December 30, 2014 at 4:24 PM

      you have? lolol thats funny…..I think it should become a focal spot, a sight see’ers trip for sure x

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      • December 30, 2014 at 6:10 PM

        Set up velvet rope and charge admission, Justine!

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        • December 30, 2014 at 6:42 PM

          goodness i wondered where you were goign to suggest to the put the rope, my mind was heading to tree bondage!

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          • December 30, 2014 at 8:49 PM

            Move that limb a little to the left. Yes! 🙂 I like your mind, Justine.

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            • December 31, 2014 at 6:51 PM

              oh goodie, great minds think alike, good to find someone on my wavelength its a rare occassion for moi…grins…Happy New Year to you and yours xxx

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  11. NotAPunkRocker
    December 30, 2014 at 3:17 AM

    Well, in the tree’s defense, it’s hardly a sapling anymore.

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    • December 30, 2014 at 4:23 PM

      haha you lot are so funny, i feel sorry now for the tree, i feel i should cut some bloomers out of something and cover her up

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      • NotAPunkRocker
        December 30, 2014 at 4:37 PM

        Oh, can you knit? That’s like a yarn-bombing project, where people randomly put sweaters and such on inanimate, public objects 🙂

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        • December 30, 2014 at 4:54 PM

          hah i have never heard of that before and no i cannot knit to save my life, i used to crochet when i was a kid but no idea how to now. Actually i should put out a public plea for some bloomers for but somehow i think the locals wont have the same sense of humour over it as my lovely blogger buddies xx

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          • NotAPunkRocker
            December 30, 2014 at 4:55 PM

            And then they would know how your mind really functions! Yeah, may be best to be quiet here 🙂

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            • December 30, 2014 at 4:56 PM

              haha yes you got it right there, best keep that to myself lol x

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    • December 30, 2014 at 5:46 PM

      Now I dont think i asked you yet if you might be joining me with your lovely wit for Eclectic Corner #3? grins

      http://eclecticoddsnsods.com/2014/12/30/eclectic-corner-3-resolutions/

      Justine xx

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  12. December 30, 2014 at 4:52 AM

    One of the more fun “teachable moments!”

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  13. December 30, 2014 at 10:36 AM

    ‘her’ knees looked rather worn. I’ve seen pics of vegetables that bear similarities to our human bodies, but not many trees.

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  14. December 30, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    I’d likely go as bright red as the son who did!

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  15. December 31, 2014 at 12:59 AM

    Sooo funny!

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    • December 31, 2014 at 6:57 PM

      hehe…right up your alley…oooer scuse the pun, very bad of me, slaps my hand x

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  16. December 31, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    Haha.
    You’re right in saying Mother Nature can have a dirty mind.
    I mean even in unsuspected parts of our bodies can be found slight bits of eroticism.
    Look at the cover of Lolita for example.
    It features a young girl’s vertical rosy lips,which look very similar to a vagina,minus the hair. 😉

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    • December 31, 2014 at 7:03 PM

      Happy new Year to you ;-D We havn’t spoken much but I know youre there..hehe..and you know I tried to look up Lolitas book cover but it didn’t show what you were talking about and now i am curious to see it, do you have it? xx

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      • December 31, 2014 at 8:25 PM

        Thank you!! You too!! You live in London,so you’re spoiled! We haven’t spoken much,because I simply didn’t have the time.I just posted things up and vanished away.Hopefully I’ll be more organised next year (well,I mean this year)!! And here’s the link btw:

        And then playboy later got inspired by Lolita’s cover:

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